Are you kidding me?

See these children all happily enjoying this parachute, everyone is having a great time, smiling and enjoying themselves. Well we have a parachute like this that we use at work and the other day we had an event on the parachute that could be described as a crash course in bodily fluids. Two little kids were running around on the parachute and smacked face front into each other leading to a split lip. The child that was then already bleeding from the mouth was so traumatized that she lost bladder control all over the parachute and the children sitting around her on the chute. One of the sitting children now covered in urine exclaimed to her mother that she was not feeling well and then proceeded to throw up all over the place. Have you ever had a moment in your life where you stop for a minute and wonder if this could actually be happening? Yeah this was one of those moments. We cleaned up the various messes and attempted to finish the class. After everyone had left I went to go to the bathroom and found that the mother of this little girl had cleaned up her child but left all the remnants of the incident all over the bathroom and hadn't even attempted to clean up after herself. Nice lady. Blood, urine, and vomit all in one place within a matter of seconds? Are you kidding me?